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My very silly joke

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Tue 13th Mar 2007 00:16
Medusa
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I never, ever remember jokes - but this one was told to me by a great taxi driver last year when I was at V - it's a very silly joke but I promise you it will make you smile - and you'll be surprised at how often you hear the expression and having heard the joke it will make you smile every time someone says it!
 
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Top Wed 14th Mar 2007 23:02
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lol!
 
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Top Sun 3rd Jun 2007 11:28
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LOL every time I hear THAT expression! LOL
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Top Sun 3rd Jun 2007 21:46
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In fact I am adding my own:

So, this genie comes out of a bottle and tells this lady she gets 3 wishes, but warns her that whatever she wishes for her husband will get 10 times that.
So she wishes to be the most beautiful girl in the world, so he says ok but her husband will be the most handsome guy in the world,  so she does, and then wishes to be the richest woman in the world, so he becomes that. and she becomes it.
So then she wishes to have a mild heart attack....and guess what happens!  LOL
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